Posts Tagged ‘verbing’

Reverse Psychology

Monday, July 12th, 2010

I occasionally teach creative writing; last week’s class involved an exercise where we took the “World’s Worst Poem” (according to Google) and fixed it.  One of the people noted that she was able to see many faux pas in the author’s style of which she, herself, was guilty.  We all had a look at the poem and, regretfully, each one of us could find at least one problem which was evident in our own writing.

This made me think: have you ever checked out some really bad academic writing?  If you do a quick search for “world’s worst essay”, you’ll get some prime examples.  (Caveat: the first link Google comes up with is an essay which has an extraordinary amount of inappropriate language, so don’t click on it if that sort of thing bothers you… no, I’m not giving you the link to it. )

This essay comes up in several places on the internet.  It looks like it was written by a 7-year-old who drank too much Red Bull.  It’s a good essay to read if you’re at all inclined to rambling, though; you’ll never want to ramble again.

Here is a college admission essay which is the epitome of pretentiousness and inappropriate vocabulary.  You’ll have to scroll down and click on “read more of this essay”.

It would be a good exercise to print out these two paragraphs and mark them up with a big red pen, as they break just about every rule of academic writing.

Have a look at some of these.  You may find some things which strike you as disturbingly familiar.

Wordiness: a danger

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

I think the business world is doing terrible things to communication; it is encouraging formulaic phrases over word choice, jargon over commonly-understood terms, “professionalism” over knowledge.   It encourages verbing.

We all know how academia feels about verbing.

I found this nice little site about wordiness.  For those of you who have been taking business communication courses - and learning the formulaic professional phrasing - this website will help with some of the scrubbing and purging required.

I don’t know that I’d go quite so far as to use the term danger signals; wordiness will only muddle the process of communication, not arrest it completely (such as the misuse of punctuation might).  It’s a matter of perspective, I suppose.  If your reader is reading your paper in the early evening, having sufficiently refreshed himself after a day’s work, then perhaps there won’t be any confusion.  If your paper ends up being at the bottom of the pile, already tainted by the reader’s lack of sleep and wailing infant, perhaps it might warrant danger signals.

You decide.  Have a look at the website and see if you’re inclined towards any of these faux pas.

Verbing

Monday, February 1st, 2010

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I have an adult student who has come to me for tutoring.  Although his spoken English is excellent, his written English requires some work.  He came to Canada recently, and just signed himself up for some courses at the local college.  He’s taking, amongst other courses, Business Communication and Introduction to English Literature.

We had a writing problem this week.  The problem involved verbing.

I love messing around with language, tweaking it so it works the way I want it to.  In general conversation, creative writing, letter writing, I appreciate it when people take liberties with English (it’s not really as sacred as we make it out to be).  I may throw things at you for saying “doable”, but the girl who told me Hamlet was “all angsty” got bonus points because I saw her struggle to find the appropriate word.

Verbing, however, is like a virus.  It’s being taught - and encouraged - extensively in business writing courses.  It has spread to common conversation.  It’s even oozing its way into academia.

Don’t verb when you’re writing academic papers.  Do not reference or access or calendarize or suggestionize.  (N.B.  Don’t even utilize… unless you actually mean utilize.)

So, my student asks, why is it good in one English but not in the other? Huh.  I can’t answer that.  I am insufficiently educated in the evolution of Business English; I don’t know why a memo is improved by the addition of newly-created words.  I do know that formal and academic writers disapprove of it because it forces the reader to pause and consider the new word rather than continuing to read the information.

Here’s a short article giving some tips on business writing.  If you’ve included any of these ideas in your academic writing, remove them.  Should you be in a position where you must write for both worlds, ensure you are… bilingual and can use the appropriate language for each.

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